S09E01a - Extreme Sports
SpongeBob & Patrick join a team called the Drasticals, but fail when trying to be as cool as they are.
S09E01b - Squirrel Record
Sandy is doing her best to break records from a book.
S09E02a - License To Milkshake
SpongeBob's milkshake credit card has expired, so he goes to the Milkshake Academy to earn one.
S09E02b - Squid Baby
When Squidward's head hits a mailbox he becomes a baby and gets a flu called "Head-go-boo-boom".
S09E03a - Patrick Man!
Patrick becomes a superhero after hearing inspiration from a Mermaid Man action figure.
S09E03b - Gary's New Toy
SpongeBob buys a new toy for Gary, his pet snail, when he gets attracted to it and suddenly ignores SpongeBob.
S09E04a - Little Yellow Book
SpongeBob has a work diary and Squidward reads it, making him the #1 most "diary reader" in Bikini Bottom.
S09E04b - Bumper To Bumper
Ms. Puff takes SpongeBob on a weird Boating test, to see if he can finally pass.
S09E05a - Eek, An Urchin!
When SpongeBob finds a urchin under the grill, he, Mr. Krabs and Squidward must find a way to get rid of it.
S09E05b - Squid Defense
SpongeBob & Sandy teach Squidward karate...if possible.
S09E06a - Jailbreak!
Plankton has a plan to team up with other jailers to escape jail.
S09E06b - Evil Spatula
Plankton gets SpongeBob a spatula, for him to unleash his devilish plan.
S09E07 - It Came From Goo Lagoon
A wave of mucus bubbles attacks the city, and plankton wants to control it
S09E08a - Safe Deposit Krabs
Krabs gets trapped in the new Bikini Bottom Bank while SpongeBob goes looking for him.
S09E08b - Plankton's Pet
After failing again to steal the Krabby Patty Formula, Plankton gets a pet amoeba to cheer himself up.
S09E09a - Don't Look Now
SpongeBob and Patrick watch a horror movie and think that ghosts are real.
S09E09b - Séance Shmeance
SpongeBob casts a spell on a long-lost ghost to get help making a old sandwich.
S09E10a - Kenny The Cat
SpongeBob is surprised to see a cat that can breathe more than usual fish do, but sees later Kenny to be halfway a fraud.
S09E10b - Yeti Krabs
Mr. Krabs tells a story about a yeti crab who feeds on lazy workers, and when one comes, SpongeBob goes crazy.
S09E11 - SpongeBob, You're Fired
After being fired, SpongeBob takes his looks for jobs elsewhere.
S09E12a - Lost In Bikini Bottom
SpongeBob gets lost after taking a wrong shortcut.
S09E12b - Tutor Sauce
Mr. Krabs tries teaching SpongeBob how to drive, after failing his driving test again.
S09E13a - Squid Plus One
Squidward tries finding a perfect person to be his plus one.
S09E13b - The Executive Treatment
When trying to order a special krabby patty, Patrick gets swept up into a place of business.
Guest Voice: Frank Ferrante as the business manager.
S09E14a - Company Picnic
Mr. Krabs, Squidward and SpongeBob all are shocked to find Plankton hosting a picnic the same day as they are.
S09E14b - Pull Up a Barrel
Mr. Krabs tells his employees about him in his navy days.
S09E15a - Sanctuary!
SpongeBob takes stray snails into his home.
Note: What's Eating Patrick? actually aired before this episode.
Guest Voice: Bob Barker as Bob Barnacle
S09E15b - What's Eating Patrick?
Patrick enters an eating competition.
Note: This had aired before the episode: Sanctuary!
S09E16a - Patrick! The Game
Patrick creates a board game and invites SpongeBob, Sandy & Squidward to play it.
S09E16b - The Sewers of Bikini Bottom
SpongeBob and Squidward must retrieve Mr. Krabs' safe after flushing it down the toilet.
S09E17a - SpongeBob LongPants
SpongeBob swaps his old square pants for a new pair of jeans.
S09E17b - Larry's Gym
SpongeBob becomes the #1 fan of Larry's gym.
S09E18a - The Fishbowl
S09E18b - Married To Money
Mr. Krabs starts to fall in love with his money, making him propose a wedding.
S09E19a - Mall Girl Pearl
S09E19b - Two Thumbs Down
S09E22 - Factory Fresh
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